Post by Mastercaster on Sept 30, 2011 11:01:40 GMT -8
I recently joined the MCM forum. Yesterday there was a joke subject. And this morning Gregg closed it. I was all ready to tell a story. Since I am bored I will tell it to you. This story has to do with a diet soda from the early 60's called Tab. My older brother was overweight in his childhood and still is. I can remember my parents taking him to a doctor about it and they had him drinking this stuff. It was nasty. I don't think it is made anymore.
There was a special education teacher who decided one day she would try to teach her kids how to sing. Being a good patient teacher with a great singing voice she thought she would give it a try. She announced this activity to these young children that had difficulties learning and some were happy and some not so happy about it. She explained that the next day she would start and the children would be kept in the room to each lunch while she was teaching them. The teacher would bring a bottle of Tab and an apple and that was here lunch since she was overweight and must have gone to the same doctor my brother went to. after several days of this with little progress she announced that this activity would end and most were happy that they could go out to recess. But one little girl came to her crying saying"Oh teacher, I weally, weally want to learn how to ting!"
The next day this young girl had forgot to bring her lunch so the teacher shared her bottle of Tab and her apple with her. She worked with the girl and told her to get up and sing and the girl actually sounded pretty good compared with previous days. The next day the same thing happened and the girl drank more Tab and ate more apple. The teacher worked with here for awhile and told her to get up and sing. It was a miracle from heaven above. This young girl sang with the voice of an angel and was very excited. This gave the teacher an idea. The next day the teacher brought in enough bottles of Tab and apples for everyone. the kids drank the Tab and ate the apples as she consumed hers and worked with them again for awhile. She told the kids to get up and sing and it was yet another miracle, they sounded perfect. They became internationally famous traveling around the world performing this miracle and making records too. I'm sure you have all heard of the..... Moron Tab And Apple Choir.
My original German Joke:
Q: How do Germans tie their shoesies.
A: In little Nazis!
There was a special education teacher who decided one day she would try to teach her kids how to sing. Being a good patient teacher with a great singing voice she thought she would give it a try. She announced this activity to these young children that had difficulties learning and some were happy and some not so happy about it. She explained that the next day she would start and the children would be kept in the room to each lunch while she was teaching them. The teacher would bring a bottle of Tab and an apple and that was here lunch since she was overweight and must have gone to the same doctor my brother went to. after several days of this with little progress she announced that this activity would end and most were happy that they could go out to recess. But one little girl came to her crying saying"Oh teacher, I weally, weally want to learn how to ting!"
The next day this young girl had forgot to bring her lunch so the teacher shared her bottle of Tab and her apple with her. She worked with the girl and told her to get up and sing and the girl actually sounded pretty good compared with previous days. The next day the same thing happened and the girl drank more Tab and ate more apple. The teacher worked with here for awhile and told her to get up and sing. It was a miracle from heaven above. This young girl sang with the voice of an angel and was very excited. This gave the teacher an idea. The next day the teacher brought in enough bottles of Tab and apples for everyone. the kids drank the Tab and ate the apples as she consumed hers and worked with them again for awhile. She told the kids to get up and sing and it was yet another miracle, they sounded perfect. They became internationally famous traveling around the world performing this miracle and making records too. I'm sure you have all heard of the..... Moron Tab And Apple Choir.
My original German Joke:
Q: How do Germans tie their shoesies.
A: In little Nazis!
