Johan Ambulance lights

[Mastercaster]

Our wonderful Marty , AKA FLASH brought me some Johan ambulance lights to copy for him. After the fourth try I finally got a good set. This is the clear resin with a dab of HOK APPLE RED KANDY KONCENTRATE.





Here is the latest invention here in Shartin Looms Labs. After a personal concession or two, I made this box to warm a mold up in. I went down to my good old local Good Will and for 3 bucks, I bought this nice file box. I got a candelabra base for a bulb socket wired to a lighted switch and a fuse holder. Bought a two dollar extension cord to wire it with. The sheet metal inside and the thermometer just fell out of the sky. I asked and I received! I glued some pieces of Armaflex to the outside to insulate it. It ain't pretty but it works. I will put some fabric over it that will be wet good with wheat paste to protect the insulation.
At first I tried a 40 bulb but it got to 140 degrees and I thought it was too hot. I tried a 25 watt bulb and it stays around 110 degrees, much more to my liking. I'm going to get some eggs and see if I can hatch some chicks. If I can do that I will start a chicken ranch. I will keep them in my short bus.

[moonmodler]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Throw... the third switch!
Igor: [shocked] Not the *third switch*!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Alive! It's alive! It's alive!

[Mastercaster]

Thanks, that's funny!

[Danno]

Shartin Looms Labs and Chicken Ranch.



Has a nice ring to it.





What the hell does Shartin Looms mean, anyway?

[Mastercaster]

Awhile back on the Hobby Heaven message board some sick, twisted individual posted a picture of what appeared to be a turd with model car parts attached to it so that it looked like an Indy race car and surprisingly, Tom did not ban it. Board members made up puns and other comments about it but nobody thought about a driver name. I thought up a couple and my favorite was Shartin Looms. A foreign driver to be sure. LOL He leaves skid marks wherever he drives. So, if you are wearing some Fruit Of The Loom underwear and you more than just fart in them........Now you know .....The rest of the story. I thought it was funny enough to keep for a pen name. It won't be long until most everybody will have that for a nickname. It will become a household word.

This leads me to share some history of the favorite acronym for manure that I learned in plumbing trade school 33 years ago.

Back in the day, bundles of cow manure were put on sailing ships and delivered for use as fertilizer. The bundles were set right in the bottom of the ships hull and as ships did, they leaked, and when manure gets wet it makes an explosive gas, and when some drunken fool goes to the bottom of the boat with a oil lamp or candle....KAAABOOOOOM! no more ship or sailors. Somebody finally got smart and said "HEY, Let's build racks and put the bundles on them so they won't get wet and for safety we will put safety tags on them". "We will right these words on the tags":

SHIP
HIGH
IN
TRANSIT

this is how OSHA started! And now you know.....The rest of that story too.

I think it was Jack Black that had a line in a movie that took place in an art gallery. "I think I just sharted"


www.amazon.com/Story-Little-Mole-Search-Whodunit/dp/081091641X

Here is a link to a funny book about a mole that is in search of who pooped on his head.

[Mastercaster]

Here is a second set that was well worth photographing. Hey Marty, That old Caddy Convert looks like a good trade!!! My birthday is January 5th.

[Danno]

Well, Shartin ... that may well end up being a little more information than I was bargaining for!

;D