Post by Mastercaster on Dec 12, 2013 8:05:25 GMT -8
The Devil is behind in his personal quota for taking souls. He comes across 3 men eating their favorite treat. He tells them if they ask for something they think he can’t do he will let them go. If he does it he, gets their soul. The men agree to this. The first man is eating ice cream and says “give me my weight in ice cream” So the Devil snaps his fingers and POOF! There it is, so he takes his soul. The second man is eating cake and says “give me my weight in cake” The devil again snaps his fingers and POOF! There it is and takes his soul. The third man is eating a big bowl of beans and the Devil says “let me guess, you want your weight in beans?” “NOPE!” He farts “Phpppttt”, and says “catch my fart and paint it green.”